Got sent these in an email. Enjoy the laugh or, depending on your political views, the sphincter puckering.

Art

DEAR WORLD WE TRIED OUR BEST
-- HALF OF AMERICA

BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED,
YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH,
A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS;
IMPEACH BUSH

AT LEAST IN VIETNAM,
BUSH HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY

SEND THE TWINS

POVERTY, HEALTHCARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES

REMOVE BUSH'S FEEDING TUBE

FRODO HAS FAILED;
BUSH HAS THE RING

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS;
BRING THEM HOME NOW!

BUSH LIED,
AND YOU KNOW IT!

RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM:
A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME

GOD BLESS EVERYONE
(No exceptions)

BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR

"TIS THE TIMES PLAGUE WHEN MADMEN LEAD THE BLIND"
-- William Shakespeare (King Lear)

"THEY THAT CAN GIVE UP ESSENTIAL LIBERTY TO OBTAIN A LITTLE
TEMPORARY SAFETY DESERVE NEITHER LIBERTY NOR SAFETY"
-- Benjamin Franklin

PRO AMERICA,
ANTI BUSH

WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?

IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR,
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT

FEEL SAFER NOW?

I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO
SCREWED HIS COUNTRY

JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST LIBERAL

MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY.
LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE

IS IT 2008 YET?

DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM
-- Thomas Jefferson

DON'T BLAME ME.
I VOTED AGAINST BUSH - TWICE!

NOBODY DIED WHEN CLINTON LIED

OF COURSE IT HURTS.
YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT

ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE;
THINK FOR YOURSELF

VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT

HEY BUSH!
WHERE'S BIN LADEN?

CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL

STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE

GEORGE W. BUSH:
MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM

WHERE ARE WE GOING?
AND WHY ARE WE IN THIS HANDBASKET?

KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY

DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY.
WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?

ASPIRING CANADIAN

CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION

DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM

STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE

HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

HONOR OUR TROOPS;
DEMAND THE TRUTH

CLINTON - OBAMA 2008

REBUILD IRAQ?
WHY NOT SPEND THOSE $87 BILLION ON AMERICA?

FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL

THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT
THE STAKE

I'LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN S.C.J. JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT

HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?