If this is true, they'll soon have to come up with a new law that prevents those individuals from getting Viagra.
However, those Jersey boys have some clout. they need those conjugal visits from their wives and girlfriends while they're in the pen.

Gotta look at the judge who signed the law and see who paid for his summer vacation...
But just like physics, there's always a new element when it comes down to too much government:

"Governmentium" has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Governmentium does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each re- organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.