Now you are reaching into regional linguistic sub-.standardisms.......
as in " 'Enery the 5th I yam.." Go to Hot--lanta where they make a.n.d. into a three syllable word: a ynn duh. Or, Neyw York where it is possible to " toin left at toid and toity-toid street." In the words of Henry Higgins, " there even are places where English completely disappears, why in America they haven't spoken it for years."
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