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The ex-VP describes his life as a movie star

After all, if you truly want to make a difference these days, if you really want to be taken seriously by the public and participate in the national dialogue, you don't run for president. The job title for you is Movie Star.

''That word — star — it hits my ear with a little too much irony,'' Gore is complaining. ''Rin Tin Tin was a movie star. Not me.''

And:
" 'I was skeptical about the movie at first,'' Gore doesn't mind admitting. ''I couldn't understand what these Hollywood producers were thinking. I didn't see how the slide show could be a movie. But, you know, they were right. Almost 2 million people have seen An Inconvenient Truth in theaters. That's 2 million people whose minds may be changed by the film. That's not something you can do with a slide show.'' "
http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1213709_1_0_,00.html

You should see the picture of Gore with the monkey in background. LOL

I got idea for Gore's next movie, and guaranteed to get more 2 million people to watch it:
Main idea is Gore pretends he is a monkey who has special artist ability of drawing environmentally friendly pictures with his excretement- should be smash hit. Sort of similar to Edward Scissorhand [except it's a monkey and shit art is clincher]- I'll see it.
After that he can star in picture as walrus looking the disappearing Arctic sea ice- but of course, there isn't any arctic sea ice in Hollywood, so he gets lots of touchy feeling scenes of him weeping and tragedically flopping around in a walrus suit- that might get him an Oscar.
But get rid of the slide show format because that's just too damn boring.

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