Having experienced some difficulties as the result of BOTH nude females and explosives, I'd have to say that in my case the problems caused by females were far more expensive and lingered longer. Both, though, have similarities.

The females, whether clothed, semi-nude or nude, had a tendency to take a foolish youth and make him utterly, completely stupid, and, something like a pregnancy in females, occasionally left me with problems that lasted long, long after the next guy had come and gone, too.

So to speak.

The explosives were somewhat more honest and direct, and didn't hang around long. I never spent money I couldn't afford trying to impress an explosive. Once, even, an explosive left me with much more in my rear pockets than I had before it visited.

Both could make seconds seem like an hour, both could raise blood pressure to a dangerous point, both could give you a heighthened sense of awareness and both could make you glad you were alive. One when it "arrived", the other when it left.

I don't think the guy is completely screwy if them little Muslims are anything like me as a kid.

Arf