Meet the "unofficial spokesman"
Kim Myong Chol: "Most Americans deny that they are in love with the North Korean regime of Kim Jong Il. However, sooner or later Uncle Sam will find himself left with no other option than to accept a shot-gun marriage with the North Korean girl and eventually desert his long-standing South Korean mistress. Once married, the American man will be totally fascinated by the feudalistically loyal, sexy North Korean wife. No additional extramarital relationships will be tolerated."
If North Korea is so great, why does the "unofficial spokesman" rely on the Japanese for his e-mail service?