That's cute Robert.

The truth is, we let you hoover that computer, just to keep you from trying to obtain the real good stuff. All our real data is contained in computers with no modems and even Omnivore can't consume what it can't get to.

Justin was a plant working for us, now he's in NK undercover with dyed black hair and contacts working as an aide-de-camp to a top DPNK General. He infected your system back in 1999 and made certain we would always have access to all your files, and therefore access to CODC member e-mails.

He set up the HZ as a network place for agents and operatives to meet, a sort of safe ground where no one would ever expect the truth. 'Habitable Zone' was perfect cover. Remember sunblok? He was a cypher specialist who had defected from China during the 1988 Olympic Games. He was always hacking back into the server to see if you added any new files and to check the integrity of the keystroke recorder and collect packets of data from time to time. ET? He's another junior grade agency hacker we employ to distract you from time to time with intrusion attempts.

Brosz is CIA, Intelligence Directorate, and he's here to keep the place running smoothly, he poses as an engineer as cover, but his 'big' checks keep coming out of Langely. He's the perfect contact person and his 'garage system' sits atop a portal for a labyrinth of CIA technology which eavesdrops on all the Silicon Valley movers and shakers. Google hiccoughs? He knows about it. How do you think he has been able to get any data, anyone asks within minutes? The Broszinator is hooked up!

Gmirkin, used to live near Chernobyl and worked as a reactor technician. Some say he was listening to Radio America that fateful day things got too hot, but he was elsewhere occupied and that is just a rumor. In his posts are extensive communications for other agents all over the world.

Frank retired from the Illuminati, a tenth level cloak-bearer, five years ago. Since then he has been trailing CODC members, such as yourself, who ten years ago hacked into an offshore fund and siphoned out two hundred million dollars of Illuminati money. Moderator? Sure, it helps him keep tabs on CODC members and closer to recovering the accounts where that money now resides.

Lindy, Lindy is Canadian Defense Intelligence, the youngest daughter of the former Canadian Defense Minister, and is one of the few who have actually seen photos of our base on the farside of the moon. E.P. would drool if he saw the laser weapons we have there, taking potshopts at enemy saucers. She is a disinformation dissemination specialist. (DDS) She has been befriending Bowser, Eric & Jack who have been getting too close to the truth of the interworld government conspiracy. What better way to find out what folks know or believe than posting anomalist posts every now and then and watching the result?

Raoul is, naturally, from Interpol, his constant posts about everthing being a police matter were his way of giving folks a clue to his real identity and profession. His site-links to busty Belgian beautys are all sites laced with secret messages and codes attached to .jpeg and .gif imagery. You think you know Javascript Robert? Ha! Why Raoul knows and recites more advanced Javascript in his snores when he sleeps at night than you have learned in your entire life. But did you ever suspect his celestial image links revealed covert satellite positions and could be used to locate triangulate safehouses of European terrorists? Not at all!

MA is an interrogation specialist she can extract all sorts of information from enemy suspects faster than you can shout "Guantanamo!" She keeps tabs on the far left by posing as a provacateur. Ever wonder why her daughters are crackshots? That 'Catholic school' she has often described is none other that the famous Martial Academy of Survival Skills. (MASS) She could shoot a pea off of a fence post at 2000 yards. Librarian by day, secret agent by night.

RL was blinding satellites in his spare time and paid off with money orders drawn on the People's Bank in China. After his last job they tried to double cross him by dropping a tree on his house and crossing his outlet circuits but he has more lives than a cat and is currently traveling incognito throughout parts of the continental US.

But we're on to you Robert...it was your dad that let us know what you were up to after you tried to get him to vote for Clinton in 1996.

Even before I started writing this, Lindy & MA are boarding Lindy's personal stealth black chopper in black leather flightsuits. Her chopper's name? 'Circle Duster'

There are other's here who are also not what they seem.

Fortunately, for those here who are genuine space fans they'll never believe any of this. Cultivating an eccentric online persona grants one carte blanche.

Oops Lindy & MA are probably sliding down a rope over your place right about now...I'd start taking a hammer to those hard drives if I were you....

;-)