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Overheard in Parliament (Source, unfortunately, uknown)

" I say, --------, your bald spot is as smooth as my wife's arse."
(Touching his scalp) "By Jove, --------, I do believe you're right."

or the classic...

Female admirer: "A friend bet me I couldn't make you say three words."
Calvin Coolidge: "You lose."

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