How frightfully shocking! Mickey Mouse and Minnie doing what? Why when you say, "The French of today need to be held accountable for their depravity," I totally agree. And I have noticed that Donald Duck runs about with no pants on as well. No wonder Japanese tourists are so upset.

And this shocking situation must indeed be recent. For the short time I lived in the Odeon section of Paris nothing of this sort was allowed. And the cafe au deux magots never served anthing stronger than expresso.

Jerry Falwell will be very excited about your discovery and is certain to take note of your position explaining that it is the Muslims who have created this rash of sudden depravity. Thank you so much for explaining all of this. For years I had been deluded into thinking the French problems were due to Robespierre not takking enough heads before donating his.

a shocked and outraged Publius