Sauron's a wolfie wimp. Morgoth rooolz!
Who is badder? Smaug or Ancalagon?
Whose home rules? Mount Doom? Thangorodrim!
Weird flaming eye? Meet Grond, sucker.
Shelob's a friend? Ungoliant kicks butt.
You got orcs? I got Gothmog.
Gods beat me. Hobbits beat you....
