Fart Proudly
Check out some of Ben's other clandestine writings...
http://www.amazon.com/Fart-Proudly-Carl-Japikse/dp/089804801X
You will learn many interesting things there, including how to enhance your urine by consuming asparagus, taking pride in your flatulence, and other colonial hijinks.
This slim little volume is the perfect gift for anyone who belongs to the Mothers of the American Revolution.
