Holy shit. I have always been a bit blown away that Tom Brosz could speak eloquently and devote as many hours into intensive research as he does and still come up with his hairbrained view of the world but it seems to be getting screwier by the day. Now we're going to be overrun by the Muslims and it's all because the liberals are too scared to face up to THE ENEMY. That seems to be the newest buzzword of the day - THE ENEMY. It has such a ring to it and is so wonderfully inclusive. I imagine anyone left of neocon is now dangerously close to being included into the definition.

Let's see if we can create a definition for THE ENEMY.

Gotta include any infidel according to the Bible which would encompass homosexuals, pork eaters, blasphemers, and menstruating women.

Liberals and moderates because their natural evolution is of course atheistic Communists.

Muslims cause most of them have just way too much body hair.

Al Quaeda - of course. Those suicidal whack-jobs that most civilized people around the world control by marginalizing them and hunting them down with standard police techniques.

The French - They used to have guillotines. Scary folks and they eat snails.

The Germans - why how dare they not fall in lockstep with our glorious leader?

The Soviets - When they completely run out of toilet paper all hell's going to break loose.

The Chinese - well only the ones that don't own most of our country.

The Iranians - Just one nuke away from Armagheddon. Wait, isn't Armagheddon a good thing if your on the rapture list?

The Palestinians - Such bullies to the people tending over the birthplace of our deal lord and saviour.

Man, my fingers are getting tired and I can't see an end to this list. I could use some help here finding THE ENEMY. I know they're out there but I have my duct tape.

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