No, no, no. Bison hate our freedom; cows are our freedom

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No, no, no. Bison hate our freedom; cows are our freedom

gbaikie — 12/12/2006 2:16:26 AM (archived)

Cows are like cats and dogs- only bigger and dumber, and sort of like democrats, except they are commonly edible. And in general they are useful. Their mooing can be somewhat pleasing, their shit can make your garden grow- or can be burned to keep you warm.
In general terms, politicans can be and are frequently milked, but it's a messy job- best done by professionals.

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UN downgrades man's impact on the climate - gbaikie - 12/10/2006 7:46:53 PM
- Cow 'emissions' more damaging to planet than CO2 from cars - gbaikie - 12/11/2006 8:36:16 PM
  - You can have my steak when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. - Scott Evil - 12/13/2006 2:56:59 PM
    - I could probably find come cattle who would love to make that pssoible. (n/t) - Yeti - 12/16/2006 1:23:09 AM
  - Cows hate our freedom (n/t) - azstrummer - 12/12/2006 12:01:08 AM
    - At least, the ones who belong to AlCowda - Fox - 12/14/2006 3:46:11 AM
      - Al Cowda... Those dirty butchers with cloven hoof and horn.... - Yeti - 12/14/2006 10:06:59 PM
      - Puns are destroying this board - R.L. - 12/14/2006 6:02:01 PM
        
        Puns hate our freedom...... (n/t) - azstrummer - 12/14/2006 10:46:28 PM
        
        Yeah, we'll have to hoof it to a new joint.... (n/t) - Yeti - 12/14/2006 9:59:18 PM
      - While the sheep of the world favor the Tali-BAAAn (n/t) - Yetster. - 12/14/2006 4:05:15 AM
        
        That was an ovine opine... (n/t) - R.L. - 12/14/2006 5:58:07 PM
        
        EWE!!! I had to go to the dictionary to get that one, I must admit sheepishly (n/t) - Yeti - 12/14/2006 10:01:55 PM
    - Is that why they get mutilated? (n/t) - podrock - 12/12/2006 11:44:18 PM
      - They get mutilated because there is so much at steak... - R.L. - 12/14/2006 6:34:36 PM
        
        It's a good thing this is on flame; - podrock - 12/14/2006 10:49:18 PM
        
        Yeah, I lean that way myself, no matter how fine you cut it... Intelligent life is very rare, so we can't take exception (n/t) - Yeti - 12/14/2006 10:05:01 PM
    - No, no, no. Bison hate our freedom; cows are our freedom - gbaikie - 12/12/2006 2:16:26 AM
      - Yak yak yak......wat're buffalo anti-american now too? (n/t) - et - 12/12/2006 4:59:58 AM
        
        What, you let Half-Baiked get yer goat? (n/t) - Yeti - 12/12/2006 5:37:59 AM
      - What Bull... (n/t) - R.L. - 12/12/2006 2:37:43 AM
        
        He's trying to Buffalo us again... (n/t) - et - 12/12/2006 4:58:38 AM
        
        Something only a CowHerd would run from.... (n/t) - Yeti - 12/12/2006 5:41:36 AM
        
        The longhorn and shorthorn of it: Udderly despicable (n/t) - Fox - 12/14/2006 3:54:46 AM
        
        Well, you know what they say, pride goeth before a Fjall (n/t) - Yeti - 12/17/2006 1:25:58 AM
        
        Udderly? Man, yer,er, milking this for all its worth. (n/t) - Yeti - 12/14/2006 4:06:10 AM
        
        Oh that's cold. Fresian even. Heffer heard of courtesy? (n/t) - Tony - 12/15/2006 5:39:09 PM
        
        Cold Fresian ?? I thought that was a myth? (n/t) - Yeti - 12/16/2006 1:24:10 AM
        
        Nah. Works great, but too many moo-ons produced. (n/t) - Tony - 12/16/2006 9:32:40 PM
        
        Nope, I think Fleishman and Pons were a pair of Charolais-tons - Yeti - 12/17/2006 1:21:30 AM
        
        You stole that one from me :) (n/t) - R.L. - 12/16/2006 10:08:29 PM
        
        Don't have a cow. Its just plane Boran not to recycle good puns (n/t) - Yeti - 12/17/2006 1:23:58 AM
        
        Let's stop this silly teat for tat.... (n/t) - R.L. - 12/14/2006 5:56:05 PM
        
        Yeah, we've just about sucked this one dry.... (n/t) - Yeti - 12/14/2006 10:02:42 PM
        
        just follow the herd (n/t) - podrock - 12/14/2006 9:12:47 PM
        
        Nothing to see here, Moove along. (n/t) - Yeti - 12/14/2006 9:58:12 PM

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