The Fifth Third Bank. And the Nigerian widow.
Who the hell is the "Fifth Third Bank"? What kind of a name is that? I get a lot from them, with dire threats they will close my account if I persist in ignoring their demands.
Let 'em have it, I say. If it would do any good, I'd advise them to just keep it, close the damned thing out, just don't ask me for more information.
However, if I ever decide to help bail out the widow of a dead Nigerian oil minister who also dabbled in diamonds on the black market, I think I will use an account at the Fifth Third Bank. After all, anyone so diligent about security has to be trustworthy.
Arf