OBL, that is.

5 years later, and they almost have him. Got it narrowed down to Pakistan. And even more than that.

Western Pakistan. The western part of West Pakistan. Pretty sure it's not Islamabad or Karachi. Or Lahore.

Out in the boonies. He's the guy with the long beard and flowing robes - shouldn't be hard to spot. Kill enough of 'em and one should be him.

I wouldn't want to be him about now. Not with GWB on my ass for 5 years. "You can run, OBL, but you can't hide!"

Or is it, "You can hide but you can't run!" Well, you can't do both at once. Fool me once, shame on me, fool me again, and shame, shame.

Why is it this just seems comical? I mean, the bastard should be caught and killed, no doubt about it. But one person, billions and billions of dollars, a huge army, $25,000,000 reward, he's still free. I mean even if he's caught or killed now, it's been 5 years of high-tech, hugely vaunted people and equipment.

Take that money and build a school, library and hospital in every village in western Pakistan and someone would turn him in. Or, kill all of 'em you can and have them hide him as a hero.

Arf