Now that's an interesting concept.
Maybe grief counselling? The guy HAS lost a lover.
Maybe teaching him more appropriate ways to express himself - with stuffed reindeer at Christmas, for instance? Roy Rogers movies, with the "posse" cutting off the bad guys at the pass? "Bambi", a well-known XXX film in beastiality circles?
Does he have to stay away from rodeos, zoos, "wildlife" farms, and other tempting places while on probation? Is he prevented from owning a sheep, working as a sheep-shearer, renting horses at the beach? What about Merry-Go-Rounds? They are well known for their provocative motions and appearance. If he "got on" one, and then "got off", what would the effect be on kids? Mothers? The next rider?
I'll be darned if I can think of how they would "treat" him, and for what.
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- Brace yerself, deer, here I come!
- At least he will be cervine some time in treatment... And he will have to do community cervus- he is being held responsible for his crime, after all, he could have gone on the lamb (Time to put an en…
- Maybe the guy was just in a rut? (n/t)
- does Buck have thoughts on this? (n/t)
- Stag, or doe?
- la petite mort? (n/t)
- Rack em up!