Film at 11
Ya know, one of these days maybe a real UFO will land on the White House lawn and something that looks like a cross between a tarantula and a jellyfish will slither out, and under the glare of tv lights and cameras, will unroll a scroll and request to be taken to our leader.
I've been looking forward to that day all my life, but now I'm not so sure. Putting up with the I-told-you-sos from the anomalist crowd would be intolerable.