Ohhh, theres yer problem
Use an Entanglement-hash plank relational databse with a Goedel Indexing ORM solution. Much faster, cleaner and maintainable (not to mention scalable to the information density of your universe while retaining O=1 access time!). You'll find you get fewer of those phased information space collisions that way.
Ohhhh.... thats right.... We Goedel Blocked you to an incomplete or inconsistent quantum phenomenology. Tee Hee! Guess you'll just have to make do banging those intellectual rocks together.
Yeti