...because I left that thing charging whenever it was not in use. Soon the battery would hold just ten minutes charge.

So I reread the instructions and even though the charger had an indicator light telling when the battery was charged, it didn't click off and had to be removed from the cradle to keep from ruining the battery

So I ended up buying new cell phone batteries about every six months. I'm not even going to start going into the story about the Black & Decker power screwdriver and its ability to hold a charge.

I was just being sarcastic, you know, the usual. But you could tell she was human becasue she misspelled Turing test into Turning test. A machine would have quoted the unknown phrase exactly from your input.

;-)