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Flame » in reply to re: For ER, on the Heritage of All Mankind.

Too late, TB, Too Late!

ER has returned to the Great Collective for further instructions when dealing with "opponents" like you. He is traveling incognito and has shaved his mustache:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/3e/Lenin_05d.jpg


My Corporate Masters have a satellite tasked on the Great Collective's HQ and have spotted several other agents and the Collective's Fearless Leader:

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BORIS: "Fearless Leader I have heard from Agent Elisee and he has reported that the HZ has almost eliminated all Reactionary Rightists!"

NATASHA: "That's vight dahlink. Ve Americans have tilted vike a sinkink ship to ve laft! Only several Do-Good-Rightniks remain!"

BORIS: "Da! And dey are Tuff Eggs too!"

FEARLESS LEADER: "Your mission ish to insure de vurld is ripe for mein takeover. Go back to the Zone and assault their ideology!"

BORIS: "Da! But me-thinks they argue too good! They have facts and (CURSES!) history at their disposal!"

FEARLESS LEADER: "Did you threaten to leave unless they change their ideology? Did you use the magic words: multicultural, enlightened, people, modern, social, elevated, educated, sharing, well-being, needs, consensus and best interests?"

BORIS: "DA! DA! And still dey thwart us! Like I said, Tuff Eggs!

NATASHA: "Yes Fearless dahlink ve need to be usink our SECRET WEAPON to get rid ov dese annoyink Do-Good-Rightniks!"

BORIS: "You mean....?"

NATASHA: "Da! Ve U.M. approved Global Warmink powered mind erasink ray!

BORIS: "Natasha, you are verrry beeuuutifull ven you are bad!"

NATASHA: "Da. Don't I know it!"

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