A writer's take on the cat tail--er tale
I've seen that on the news and was very impressed. I know our kitties are very smart in a lot of ways we don't know.
However, as a writer, I cannot miss the opportunity to turn it into a macabre tale of a cat being used by a sinister nurse's aide who has taught the antisocial cat just the right place to put one well-sharpened claw into the lower part of the medulla oblongata.