Pathetic humans
Sure, blame it on me! Can't even take personal responsibility for your own actions. Who is causing Global Warming? Not I! But I will tell you something, little Children, you've got Mother Earth royally pissed. And she's someone you don't want to mess with! I may have put you here but She can take you out in a heartbeat and the only thing I can do is send alien spaceships to rescue a few. However, knowing humans (and I do), you'd probably kill them or cut them up to see what makes them tick and I won't allow that to happen to innocent aliens. THEY obey my laws.