This is the best of all possible worlds. Even the $200 billion for two losing wars is the best which could have been done. Can anyone think of anything better? Of course not!

There have been mistakes, of course. Many mistakes. Lots of mistakes. However, WE haven't made any. Nope, no one could have done any better, and lots could have done worse.

Lots worse. Anything else would have been worse.

Because, you must realize, this is a Conservative President, both House and Senate were Conservative for six years in a row, and these losing quagmires are what was forced upon us by Osama bin Laden in our desperate effort to make the world safe from gratuitous violence, from the killing of innocents, from people kicking down doors at night, from torture.

Wasn't anything else to do, but fight two wars against two-bit countries and lose too much too fast from all that used to make America great. Had to do it. Saddam made us do it, OBL made us do it, terrorists everywhere made us do it. That, and opium growers. And we're showing 'em!

The Conservative philosophy, by Voltaire.

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