Speaking of surgeons...
Or at least doctors.
A prominent cardiologist had died, and all of his colleagues gathered for his funeral. It had been arranged that, after the eulogies, the casket was wheeled out of the room through a large, heart-shaped structure.
Everyone was quiet for a few minutes, but then one of the physicians started chuckling. His friends looked at him oddly and he explained, "Well, I'm a gynecologist, and I was just thinking about MY funeral."
That was when the proctologist fainted.
