No, he won't.
There aren't going to be any mass pardons, any martial law, or any other fever-dream scenario.
As I said, he will retire with little fanfare, and the brains of the deranged will be left to boil in peace, just like those lunatic right-wingers left over from the 90s who are still insistent that Clinton was part of a great drug-running conspiracy, and killed people right and left.