The Huckabee Diet
Clowning around on an MSNBC talk show, Huckabee spoke of his connection to the people of South Carolina. "South Carolina's a great place for me. I mean, I know how to eat grits and speak the language." (Cue the banjo music here). "We even know how to talk about eating fried squirrel and stuff like that, so we're on the same wavelength."
He went on to say, "When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room."
Either he made this up or he didn't. Either one is disturbing.