No I don't, and neither do you.
Your obscenities are not vulgar words for ordinary actions or things;
they are deliberately designed to humiliate and insult entire classes of people you don't even know. Human excretions and bodily functions are not insulted or hurt by referring to them with slang words. The reason you insist on harping on this topic here is that you don't have the balls to go to the 'hood and do your jive talking there.