This election is not going to be the thinking person's election.

It's all about how you "Feel". It's your fault Obama's wife has been unhappy all these years. It's your responsibility, your moral responsibility to provide for her happiness. You've never suffered. Suffering is a virtue.

You can't be good when someone else is wretched. It is up to you to provide and produce for others. Everyone is one's brother's keeper. That's a moral absolute in today's world. Didn't you know it?

You must learn to lobotomize the part of your brain that deals with thought and logic. You must embrace your social conscience and help redistribute public funds to those who are suffering.