You must be biased against intangible assets!
Capitalists love intangible assets. Fire, and the secret recipie to create it from scratch would be a very valuable commodity...
If you held the patent on fire then you'd be one very wealthy caveman.
You know: What if a Neadrethal was the 1st to invent fire? Evil Capitalism might have 1st come from another species!
And what good is your silly crop anyway if you don't pay me tribute so that I protect you from that evil fire that keeps showing up now and then?
