Not exactly "Tickle Me Elmo"
Adolph Hitler action figure?
Good grief.
Still, has definite possibilities...
Get a lot of extra satisfaction when you tie that Silver Salute to an action figure and light it.
Melt it on the Weber! ("How do YOU like being tossed into an oven, shmuck?")
Dress it in your kid's Barbie clothes and make fun of it.
Drop it into the toybox with your G.I. Joe. "Hi there, Adolf, old pal" (cracks plastic knuckles). "I've been waiting for this chance for a long time..."