Wouldn't it just be easier to try conservation first?
First, we build an induction coil 3 AU in diameter. Better make that in radius. And you'll need lots of copper wire...
THEN...(pay particular attention to verse 6) That's what it's all about.
You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about,
You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That what it's all about.
2) left hand
3) right foot
4) left foot
5) head
6) butt
7) whole self
http://www.scoutsongs.com/lyrics/hokeypokey.html
You'd better stick to metaphysics and politics, Dude. ;)