The Land of the Knee-Walking Turkeys
There is something wonderful about living in a state where prehistoric reptiles roam freely, randomly devouring children, pets and senior citizens. At least, healthy adults can usually run fast enough to stay clear of the local fauna.
The Magic Bus story we cannot take credit for. I first saw the idea as a plot element in a re-run of an old CSI Las Vegas episode. Whatever happens in Florida, you can count on Nevada having got there first.