You got something against knee-walkers?
Toilet huggers?
Let's get it out in the open. You think it's fun? Knees aren't made for walking ON, and toilets are cold and clammy.
It's not easy, I'll tell you. As a matter of fact, public toilet seats have that split in the middle so that they won't slam into the back of us alcoholics heads.
Heh, heh.
Arf