Even TB would describe Ann Coulter as a "beast", of the "psycho hose" variety.

Thus, your "thing" for Coulter could reasonably be called "bestiality", commonly defined as "sex outside one's species", but perhaps more richly defined as "fetishization of a member of another species". In the post-Captain Kirk era, we have to be careful to add the qualification about non-sentient species.

Now, it's commonly presumed that when one speaks, in horrified tones, of bestiality, one is referring to sex with a member of a warm-blooded species, a species within the class Mammalia.

But this is Ann Coulter we're talking about here, a member of the class Reptilia, and Techie, Techie, Techie, that means that Ann Coulter really is out of your class. Very literally, and rather disgustingly.

Doesn't she get torpid at night, Tech? Never mind, I don't want to know. Ewwww...

As a Liberal, I not only love humans, I tend to be found of all mammals, and I've even hugged a tree a time or two. But I've never warmed to the class Reptilia, nor class Insectiva. That's asking too much, Techie, and I'm afraid I never will approve of your dabbling outside our class. Call me a "class snob" if you will, but there ya go. Some things disturb even the most liberal of sensitivities.