Ignore these gnats. They've already convinced themselves the financial crisis is the fault of welfare mothers and pinko legislators. You will note even their own candidate for President hasn't had the audacity to try pulling that one off.

By their logic, the highly regulated welfare states of the rest of Western Europe should have preceded us years ago into total financial irresponsibility. The villains are clear: a government hostile to regulation and the unbounded greed of the finance capitalist mentality.

Besides, I'm getting tired of arguing with these moral pygmies. It just dignifies their verbal outgassing. I'm just going to sit back and watch them spin themselves into irrelevancy.