You know, deflect the issue by suddenly acting all concerned
about the rights of groups you normally couldn't care less about?

This is fun!

I learned this trick from an episode of Green Acres, where Oliver, who
spent years trying to talk rational sense to the residents of Hooterville
and failing miserably, decided to act just like them in a "normal" world
business situation - and by gum it worked!

So since the world has decided that black is white and white is black,
I might as well join the crazies, seeing as my otherwise wonderful
country has decided to go down with the ship while supporting old
ways that no longer work in the 21st Century.

Better to look good than to feel good, right?