Sara Palin
Now, that danged chicken, dangit, 's'got no business crossing the road, that chicken, it's got terrorist ties with the rooster that wakes up all those 5th graders in Doonesbury Elementary, ya know, and Joe Sixpack, he just might want some chicken for dinner while we're looking at Russia from the patio and that terrorist chicken, it's a dang liberal chicken, ya know, and it's got no business crossing that street onto our side on accounta it's different, ya know, not like us Alaskans, nope not like at all, doggonit! *wink wink*