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Oh, thank God. Lee's gonna tell us "what".

I've always wanted to know "what". Been a dream of mine forever. I thought I'd never know. And Lee comes along and generously offers to tell! What a guy!

Now, I realize he couldn't tell me "squat". I know that. And in his wisdom he didn't offer to tell me "squat". He's gonna tell me "what".

After this, if anyone asks me, "You know what?" I'll be able to not only respond with a rousing "YES!" but I'll be able to reveal that Lee himself divulged the secret, let me in, ended the ignorance.

Oh, the joy! Rapture! And having shared "what" with us all, I'm sure Lee's mission on Earth is ended. Unless he escalates, and tells us "what's what". But that would be way, way to generous of him.

Arf

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