"You come in here with ideas, hopes and dreams and one by one they smash em all"

"Watch out for the Veep. If your's is anything like mine **shudders** Run! Run while you still have the strength and blood in your veins! Run!"

"Rule 1. Invade a small country at your first opportunity. Rule 2. Get out quick. I forgot Rule 2"

"Don't talk to the press. They'll twist your words to make it seem like you're unsmart and misedumacated"

"I'm told I'm leaving you a fine economy, 2 successful and complete wars and a Republican majority in the House and Senate. Sorry bout that last bit. Gee whizz, I can't wait to read a newspaper again!"