We're talking about a man who said at one point that the high point of his presidency was catching a perch. Albeit a big perch. If Obama wants to catch a large perch, the Prez is his man.

Let's see where else George has some expertise. Here are some topics for you if you want to get started.

He has redistributed the wealth upward? I'll grant that one out of the gate.

Next, Saddam's gone. The war is lost, but Saddam is gone. (Oh, happy day.)

Osama bin Laden. Well - - - .

Destruction of Iraq's nuclear capability. Destruction of Iraq's other WMDs.

Peace in the Middle East. Victory in Afghanistan. A strong economy, with or without a budget surplus.

Progress toward either a solution to or refutation of global warming.

And you must have your own list, too. It will be informative.