Final Election Prediction
As the final votes in the 2008 US Presidential Election continue to trickle in, here's the current tally:
Obama: 66,361,433
McCain: 58,024,608
My Prediction:
Barack Obama will finish with EXACTLY 66.6 million votes, and Sarah Palin and what's left of the Republican Party will declare this event to be the long awaited manifestation of the Beast, a sign that the End Times are near, and that Obama is the Prince of Darkness sent to destroy the earth.
Palin will run in 2012 with the slogan, "Are you better off now with Satan than you were four years ago with god-fearing Christian Republicans?"