Ahem.
Uh, excuse me. Pardon the intrusion. Just a quick question, then I'll go.
Wouldn't it be a bit unusual for one of your background to celebrate Christmas? Or, say, Ramadan? I don't think you'd stay up to midnight on the Chinese New Year, would you?
Oh, well. Never mind. It's none of my business.
(Your post sorta took me by surprise! I thought it was very funny. :-)
Arf