Really, it is, nauseatingly so. But I understand your concern, since we both know how Tom is. Many years ago, he traumatized a newbie here, a teenage girl, with the story of his recent cross-country road trip in a Ford Expedition land yacht, and using it to mow down helpless deer. He killed Bambi, in other words, and the poor young lady left in horror and never returned. You know how those Conservatives are, just ask Bowser.

Anyway, the Web page at the end of Tom's link is nauseatingly cute propaganda aimed at kids. I created a sea kitten named "Goebbels"; you'll understand when you go there. But it's safe. You won't burst into tears, but many people might burst into flame. Which is where Tom's going with this one: Rip your heart out, no; explode your head, maybe.