We have one here too.
The red hats I don't mind so much, but the red and purple together, from head to toe including jewelry, in large gaggles of ladies, is rather scary except when at the circus.
I belong to a smaller group of ladies that wear tiaras (all other dress style at the discretion of the individuals) at special events. We are called the Tiaristas, but we have to be careful when and where we say the name lest someone let their inner paranoid out to play.