"At least according to a highly scientific survey done for Trojan condoms. Um, make that a semi-demi-scientific survey.

"A polling company invited people to take an online survey and compiled 1,000 responses; the results: Houstonians can certainly bone it like they own it.

"The survey says we have sex 101 times a year; people in the hellhole of Dallas-Fort Worth make it only 73 times a year. San Francisco is allegedly just sixty times a year."

It did not say what exactly constitutes "sex" in Houston. Nor if the "Lone Ranger" without Tonto or Silver is eligible. Although it's the Royal Mounted Police who always "gets their man", are the Texas Rangers no less proficient? Does that count?

Anyway, it looks good for Houston. There doesn't seem to be a hell of a lot else to do there.

Arf