re: Florida
You forgot.....the black widows and brown recluses that abound in the scrub and come to live with you, rattlesnakes and cottonmouths, palmetto bugs and cockroaches as big as frogs, scorpions, devastating heat and humidity, banditos everywhere, a boringly FLT horizon and a collapsing economy......oh, and everyone is under the age of 18 or over the age of 80 (or so it seems).