In times such as these, we are all Hapless Toads
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2005/05/the-hapless-toad/303904/
Of course, that article was written back when the words "President Trump" would elicit a guffaw rather than a shudder. The question (in my decisively non-legal mind) is, will Trump assemble a conservative court, or will he find a way to create a Trump court?