The Cliff Notes version: "Bitches be lying, China is attempting to help democrats win midterms- I have proof but won't tell you what it is...
... The UN wasn't laughing at me-fake news!, China's president is a good fiend of mine even though they want me to lose in midterms, Fuck Canada, kurds are great- a lot of them died for us, Did I mention Bitches be lying? Failing New York Times"
I probably left out some of the 80 minute dumpster fire, feel free to add what I forgot...