A few minor observations...[edit]
They no longer call it "sitting indian style"...it is called "criss-cross applesauce".
My neighbor was three minutes late to her new job and got chastised. Her response was " Don't you know I have A.D.D.?" Also, only making eight dollars an hour is hardly worth her effort. It cost her nine dollars at Denney's for her lunch.
...and said neighbor yells from her car as she leaves for said job this morning..." Can you water my lawn? I don't have time?!"
Met my twelve year old new neighbor, Ferman. He notices I have a pool.