Cute. Is this the best you can do? This is your big gun? Maybe your powder is a bit wet.

This is an old issue. Republican Attorney Generals have been deliberately shot this way by photographers with a 12-year-old's sense of humor. One apparently has to almost lay on the ground to get this shot. If I were Ashcroft I'd get a bit sick of it too.

And to listen to liberals bitching about spending money is a real hoot. Most of their favorite spending programs can blow $8,000 in less time than it takes light to travel across the width of a human hair.

Knowing the sympathies of the media as I do, I will personally cough up fifty bucks (Paypal preferred) to anyone who can lay their hands on such a blatantly-framed "boob" shot of Janet Reno*, who worked the same room for eight years.

A coincidental configuration of items in the room, I'm sure.

*Reno's boobs don't count, and something showing the statue off to the side or unrecognizably out of focus doesn't count either.